Roster

So who's playing on this team anyway? Well, here's a makeshift list, and if you're really lucky, player profiles are forthcoming.

Also, if we forgot you, tell us and not only will we add you to the list, but we'll also admit that we're jackasses.

Seniors

Daniel "Maniac" Bobrowsky, HMC
Aaron "Wood" Hosansky, PO
Miles "Rook" McAlpin, PI
Matt "Trikey" Macellaio, PO
Weston "Taco" Miller, CMC
Ryan "Spaz" Pakula, HMC
Michael "Prude" Prude, PO
Sam "Facebook" Scott, PI
Thomas "Jenga" Spiller, CMC

Juniors

Tom "Horse" Clifford, CMC
Juan Flores, CMC
Nick "Gerber Baby" Gerber aka "Dwayne", PO
Nick "Putter" George, PO
Josh "Rook Jr." Klontz, HMC
Steven "Monkey" Lee, HMC
Matt "Predator" Williams, PO
Cameron "Hammock aka Smokey the Bandit" Windham, PO

Sophomores

Reed "Train Wreck" Hogan, CMC
Riley "RIIIIIILEY" MacPhee, PO
Ned "Forum" Mills, HMC
Jeff "Strawberry" Park, CMC
Logan Schumacher, PO
Markham "Narky" Shofner, PO
Joel "Wood Jr." Shuman, PO
Brett "Britt" Spencer, CMC
Drew "College" Vinson, CMC
Matt Zitterman, PI

Freshmen

TBD

Graduate Students

Robert "CGU Rob" Garrow